What am i ?
I'm Dherren 'Ace' Dan , 13 this year , 14 on September 17 2010 . I'm a Christian , a Virgo , and I study at Punggol Secondary School . My biggest fear are Ghosts , and I speak a little Japanese .
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Zzz
Hello everyone , so many people been bugging me to post -.-
So here i am , trying to come up with some time and trying not to be lazy to post.
Should be grateful ya' know?
Okay , lets cut to the chase.Just now school was EXTREMELY boring .
First period to Recess i was like still energetic BUT after recess , hehe.
I was so damn bloody sleepy loh !
Walao then DNT .
Must cut so many things again.
Then very awake le.
Madam Ng never come . Heh.
Then after school wait till 2.30 then go to the stupid shit story-telling workshop or whatever shit.
Then tell all the stupid things then i went home.
After that reached home , was hoping that my brother was not at home .
Then can use computer earlier.
Then too bad he at home loh .So took a nap instead .Woke up , Dinner .Come here post.I guess i should end the post here.These days i will be quite busy i guess.Heh ,Dherren :D
6:27 AM
Friday, July 17, 2009
My Sex Poem (:
Hello , today was quite a long day for me but not for some others as we were dismissed at 12.20pm on Fridays.
Morning took 62 to school(2nd time leh!) as i saw marcus inside the bus.
Then he give me alot of tips about buses and where to alight is nearer to school and stuffs.
Thanks !
Then walked to school.
First period was Maths.
Mr Lee never come . Sian.
Then was Lit.
Ms Farah asked us to do poems.
So formed a group of 6 which consist of me , Akied , Stanley , David , Marcus and Jia da.
At first we were at a loss.
Then they asked me for ideas.
Guess what we wrote in the end?
Enjoy.
Sex is a temptation,Followed by a sensation.
When a man puts his location,
In a woman's destination.
And you'll need emotion,
To kill exhaustion.Where you'll have to take action,
To pass down the generation.Do you get my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?
And guess what teacher said?
'Well done !'
LMAO.
Then another extra teacher came in scold us.
Said it is rude.
She asked us to erase and do over.
Then we dont care her. LOL
Then they all say i must write ' Written by : Me ONLY
Zzz want make me kena from DM.
Then it was recess.
I asked Elmo help me buy drink he dowan.
Neh mind.
Then after recess 2 periods English.
We did letter thingy again and then headed to play for our project.
Then after school me and Eugene go meet Marcus then we took cab to AMK hub.
I didn't pay any cash :D
The price was like $10.20
Then Eugene gave $7
Marcus paid $3.20
Then chiong go buy Harry Potter tickets.
The Queue was damn long.
OMG there was like a gazitribillion people there.
Wait from 1pm till like 1.45pm
Then booked tickets for the next Harry Potter.
Too bad lah , have to wait.
Then wait finish chiong inside.
Then watch until veh veh exciting liao then i slept.
Lmao.
Give you guys a little spoiler.
SPOILER ALERT (Do not proceed if you dont wished to know the TRUTH)
DUMBLEDORE DIED!
OMG it was damn sad.
And i was there half-awake only.
Everyone at the right kept looking at me as if i had shit on my face.
Then the movie finished at 4.30 then took 136 home with Marcus.
Then slept damn long then here to post.
All right.
Finished.
Dherren :D
8:04 AM
Thursday, July 16, 2009
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Hello , now is currenly 11.29 pm,Thursday,16/07/09.Here to post to keep my blog alive. Hehe.
Today went to school with Bob.(Actually just saw him on the bus and walk to school with him.)
Then walking halfway saw Melvin coming from SPC there.
Then we looked at him , and he looked back with a very gay expression.
We laughed our ass out.Then first period was English.
Took Temperature.
Then learn what letter writing and eye-witness accounts.
Then PE.
Wa Ms Tan never come.... AGAIN!Then most of us wore PE attire.
I think she gu yi dowan come one lor.
Last week also ask us to wear PE in the end neh come. Waste time.
Next week she never come again ah , i think stanley will do something liao.(Hahas)
Then Maths , Mr Lee gave us worksheets i think.
Then Recess , go buy mineral water then chiong back to class.
Then History , Mr abdat mei you lai.(Everyone siao)
Then Lit , one siao za bor come in scold scold scold.
Say our class very dirty.
Make us clean the whole class like maid liddat.
Then she so near the litter dowan to pick up , ask us to pick for her.
Then Ms Farah came in after that siao za bor went out.(Still Lit)
Wa teach teach teach all the poems.
Say what is a mustering dog?
Then all put 'sheep dog'After that Ganesh keep standing on his seat or something.
Then irritated teacher.
Then she said ' Can you seat down and stick your ass to the chair? '
Then Ganesh said something bad i think. Like ' Huh , must seat ah? '
Then she damn dulan so she said ' Then whats the FUCKING chair for? '
Then all laughed like mad liao.
Then after that she said 'Seriously , whats the chair for if you dowan to seat? '
Then Stanley they all keep on saying teacher damn zai , scold bad word.
Then everyone was like finished laughing and Jovin suddenly said from behind ' Teacher , I never hear , can say again? '
Then she tiam tiam.
Then skipped ~
School's over went to compass point with Dani , Elmo , Stanley and Aden.
Went to Burger King cause got coupons from the newpapers that teacher gave us.
Then eat finish Dani go home then i asked them where they wanted to go.
Then said they wanted to go somewhere so i went home.
Then wait for my brother to use finish the computer halfway i slept.
LOL.
Then just now got one guy call my house then my brother answer.
After like 5 seconds , he said 'what bullshit' (Passed the phone to me)
Then I 'Hello'
He said ' Who's that guy? '
I said ' Wo ge ge '
Then he said ' Jiao ta ting'
I said 'Ni shi sui? '
He replied ' Your Gina!'
Then hanged up the phone.
What nonsense is this?
Do they think this is fun?
Just calling people and acting dumb and big?
This is not fun at all.
You're just wasting your damn money.
If you want to keep this up , go ahead.
I wont stop you.At the start of the post the time was... 11:29pm
Now is... 11:50pm.
So i go sleep first.
Bye bye.
Dherren !But before you go , count how many 'Then's are there in this post and tell me on monday.(The 'then' in this sentence is NOT counted)
First person to tell me gets $2
8:28 AM
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Inspiration.
Dhe-llo guys!
Had not been posting for a while i guess.
Cause of my older brother whose using the computer the whole day.
Had to 'Bribe' him to use the computer ya know?
Tough times , tough times.
So , i'm gonna make use of my every second and try to post as much as i can.
So this morning the same old grandma stories , me preparing for school and then hopped into my mum's car and heading for the bus-stop.
As you guys know , my mum doesn't like to go many places at once so she decided that i should take a bus to school own my own from sec 1.
At first i was like , What?
You're asking me to take a bus to school on my own?
Whatthehell??
So i got through with it and back to my story.
Then she drop me off at the bus-stop right behind my bus 136.
Then made me run like a dog chasing after the bus.
And yes , you were right.
I didn't catch it in time.
She F***ing dropped me off at like damn far away from the bus.
And the bus-uncle got a attitute problem man.
To top-it-up , he's blind.
Cant he see me running behind the bus?
And everyone was like...
Whatthehell is this guys doing.
Miss means miss le , no point chasing it.
So naturally i was damn dulan.
Went to class late and the dm was like 'Why are you so late? Huh , what time did you sleep last night?'
Then headed to class and all the bullshit.
Then Science class , the meatball came in. (Her name is Ms Violet Lee)
Then everyone was like , 'Eh Violet!'
Then akied and me 'Why today so late? 1 mins 2 push-up hor!'
As if she could do push-ups man.
Then she said ' Dont you guys call me Violet , you are being rude you know?'
Then she asked again ' You either call me Ms Lee or Ms Violet. Choose one'
Some said Ms Violet some said Ms Lee.
5 mins later , still havent decide.
Still standing up.
Havent even greed.
Then she asked ' So , whats it gonna be? Ms Violet or Ms Lee?
Then i Dulan le , shouted 'Tua-neh-bu!'
Wa nb kena from her.
Then she ask me go home write reflection.
Wont go into the details.
^^
Then come home le.
Ask Wayne lemme use computer.
'NO'
So i said ' I have cash'
'Take my words back bro!'
Then play dota halfway , Yen Shan msn me.
OMG i never see!
Sorry Yenshan!
Was playing dota , dint know.
Then go eat dinner and so.
Then now posting.
Hehe.
I go chong liang first.
Bye bye! =D
4:47 AM
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Phew.
Hello all , i'm posting after dunno how many thousand years le.
OMG , I just realized that my blog is dead.
Last week went to Ah yi's house with my sister.
We went there for 3 days.
The 'story' will begin shortly.
Day 1: We went to the zoo with Ryan , Shawn and Kimberly as well as my cousins.
Dont really know who they were but i guess they're close to my cousins.
Go there walk walk , see animal , see show , then my cousins they'all wanted to swim so went to the kids corner or something like that.
Then we ate lunch at KFC while cousins and co. were swimming.
Then me and my sister went to some place called dunno what and then we played the circle thingy that you must balance on while running to avoid falling.
At first my sister was okay with it.Butthen after that she didn't want to run anymore so we went to BenAndJerry's to get a sip.
I ordered the Iced Latte and she ordered Iced Coffee.
We then found it bitter so we decided to take some sugar from them.
My sister was like mad man , took like 2 big packets and just sank it down her Coffee.
She asked me if i wanted so i took a packet and poured out half of it on my Latte.
Drink Drink and Drink ~
Then got one idiot woman said that the Kids corner will close at 6pm.
So we decided to get out of there.
After that we went slacking at outside the zoo there , and waited for the Night Safari to open.
Then open liao then go in , see show , take tram ride , then eat dinner , then waited for 30mins for a show which was about 15mins.
Then went Ah yi's house to shower and then lights out.
Day 2: Woke up then wash face and stuffs then ate breakfast then showered then headed for Vivocity to eat lunch and shop. Ate at SushiTei and was enjoying it.
Then go timezone play awhile then go to the...Pet shop to buy hamster food for my cousins' hamsters.
Then headed home again i guess.
Then slacking halfway , Ah Yi asked if wanted to go watch Transformers 2:Revenge of the Fallen.
So agreed and went to Tiong Bahru Plaza to collect the tickets then waited like 10mins for the show to start?
Then we proceeded to the hall and reached for our seats.
Then i realized another thing.
WTH man we were sitting on the 2nd row.
So the whole movie we tilted our heads up and 'enjoyed' it.
Then wanted to take cab home.
But what the hell no cab to take and everyone was like at the Taxi stand waiting for cabs.
So Ah Yi suggested that we walked backed to her house but Ben-ben dowan so we called his dad which was Uncle Fei.
Dont laugh at his name lah.
So he came and we headed home to shower and then lights out once again.
Day 3: Woke up damn late , was like already 12pm then my sister chiong in the room wake me up and we headed to Marina Square to eat.
So we ended up in a funny place , dunno what name though , but the food was tasty lah.
Then Ah Yi wanted to buy wallet , so went to 'The wallet shop' to buy it.
Then went back to our dear home 'Rio vista' to play Wii.
Then i forgot le.
Haha.
Today went to school early as i was chose to do duty(As usual) , then headed for class.
During history period , Mr Abdat gave us a test and i could say it was normal.
If i say too easy , he scold.
Too difficult , also scold.
Sometimes i think he is mad.
During science , one weird weird teacher came in , then she only told us her name was Violet Lee.
So we didn't know how to address her , some people think she was Ms Lee , some Mdm Lee , and even Mrs Lee.
So , eventually we called her 'Rock Lee' from the anime 'Naruto'.
As it was Chem for us this term , we haven't appointed a Chem rep so she asked for volunteers.
No one raised their hand.
So she asked ' Who is the Physics rep?'
Then we said 'Ivan lah'
Then she asked 'Bio leh?'
We said 'Nobody'
Then she said 'Okay , we shall pick according to today's date.' which was 2/7/09
So she said ' what is 2+7?'
We said '9'
She asked again 'then 9+2 leh?'
We said '11 lah'
then she asked 'then what is 9+11?'
we told her ' 20 '
Then she said 'Who is number 20?'
Then we all replied ' Ivan lah!'
Then all laugh like mad.
Waste time leh.
Asked so many question then in the end back to square one.
Then school end went home with Senior Jia Le.
Then now posting.
All right , this post is way too long.
I shall end it here.
Dherren.
3:08 AM